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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"><font size="7"><strong>夫妻經典私房話</strong></font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">一</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:對于性你有什么看法?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<br/><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">夫:看法是沒有,做法倒很多。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"><font size="5"> </font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">二</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去,你說好不好?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  </span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">夫:不行!這樣別人會以為你是看上我的錢財而結婚的。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">三</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:老公!我這頭發會不會很丑?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  </span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">夫:不會。你的丑跟頭發沒關系。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">四</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:來看看我有沒有斷掌?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  夫:不用看了,鐵定有的。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">五</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:為什么?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">夫:不然我的一生怎么會斷送在你的手里。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">六</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:老板,一瓶米酒,給我老公的。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"> 老板:一瓶就夠嗎?你老公的酒量是有名的喔。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"> </span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">妻:用喝可能不夠,不過用砸的一瓶應該夠了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="5">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="5">&nbsp;</font></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">七</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">小豐與小玉夫妻倆今天大吵一頓。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  小玉一把鼻涕一把眼淚地說:早知道就聽我媽媽的,不要嫁給你!</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  小豐愣了一下,緩緩地問:你是說,</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">你媽媽</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">曾阻止你嫁給我?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  小玉點了點頭,小豐用力捶了一下桌子說:??!這些年來我真是錯怪她了!</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="5">&nbsp;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">八</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">女友:你到底喜歡我哪一點嘛?</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  男友:我</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">......&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  女友:討厭,快說嘛。</span></font><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">  男友:我</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">我喜歡你離我遠一點。</span></font></p>

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發表于 2007-6-30 16:04:00 | 只看該作者
<p>到灌水樂園灌水去?。?!</p>

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本網淘寶零售店//shop36180724.taobao.com/  (全部原裝電子元器件批發價零售)

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發表于 2007-7-14 00:29:00 | 只看該作者
<font size="6">好</font>

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發表于 2007-7-15 12:32:00 | 只看該作者
門檻怎么變的這么高???想找一個資料好難???
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發表于 2007-7-15 13:17:00 | 只看該作者
灌水了 要和包呀 

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發表于 2007-7-15 13:53:00 | 只看該作者
灌水灌水呀
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發表于 2007-7-15 15:46:00 | 只看該作者
猛灌??!

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發表于 2007-7-15 16:10:00 | 只看該作者
大桶來

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發表于 2007-7-15 20:27:00 | 只看該作者
<br/>哈哈
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